Sunday, September 6, 2009

Dungeons and Dragons - "Mishaps of the Brotherhood, episode two) 8/27/09

  • Michael began playing, introducing his bard. He joined the party by hitchhiking. Andrew didn't notice, and rode by. Promising women and liquor, Michael swayed Tj to stop the cart.
  • After riding along for a bit with their new friend, a farmer ran out into the street begging for help. His farm had been overrun with monsters!
  • Mikey and Ron dashed to the rescue. Tj and Michael stayed in the cart.
  • Wait... Where'd the Cleric go?
  • Ron rushed into the farmhouse first, and was quickly attacked by a small beast leaping onto his face!
  • The farmer lunged forward, stabbing the beast with a pitchfork... Which also stabbed Ron in the face.
  • "What was it that attacked me?" "Do a knowledge (nature) check." "14" "Badger" "...A badger attacked my face?"
  • Hearing the commotion, Michael grabbed Tj by the ear and began pulling him toward the farmhouse.
  • Tj stabbed Michael in the side for grabbing his ear.
  • In the back storage room of the farmhouse, there was a bear. They fought a bear. It was awesome.
  • Tj stole peaches from the storeroom.
  • The farmer decided to reward the party with jars of peaches for their trouble.
  • Tj received extra peaches.
  • Michael peed in Tj's peaches.
  • Tj peed in the still of "Mickey's Tavern"
  • Ron peed in Tj's peaches.
  • Michael and Mikey argued about whether or not to kill a possessed man.
  • Tj heard banging on his door of the inn. He swung the door open, stabbed the zombie at the door in the face, then it fell down the stairs. (Insert inside joke here)
  • Mikey came out of his room at this time, finding Tj naked standing over a dead man at the bottom of the stairs.
  • Ron and Michael showed up just in time to prove it was a zombie to prevent Mikey from killing Tj.
  • After Mikey refused to fight dirty, Michael said to him "Wow, do you do anything useful? Wanna fetch me a beer, bitch?"

11 comments:

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